my dick has a lot in common with the sun
nobody likes looking directly at it?
It gives people cancer?
woAh woah woah
is it thought to destroy the world if it gets too close?
*whispers* it’s big and hot
(via kinkyfloyd)
If attending a Beyonce concert and she puts the mic to you, you better do exactly what the fuck he did in this video.
(Source: ByronGraffiti, via faggyhitlr)